A question about Martha Stewart..?

Just how tight is her -retentiveness? I mean, she gives the term "ice queen" a warm fuzzy feeling. Do you think she eats coal and poops out diamonds because her sphincter is so tight? This woman did a stint in prison and made it look like a walk in the park.....She creeps me out. What is your opinion about her? Even if it is different than mine, just let me know!! Tell me why you like or dislike her. Best explanation...glorious 10 points.